Thursday 10 April 2008

I have a cunning plan

I am going to write a book. This book is going to be a big success. Everyone will want me to sign their copy, so I will have to do a book tour.

It will be great. I'll get to travel. I'll give speeches and impress everyone with my amazing wit. I'll get wined and dined, I'll hob nob with the A-crowd, it'll be a blast.


Best of all, I'll show up to these events wearing lovely hand knit cardis like this:



I'd better get to work....but this writing thing will really cut into my knitting time....I knew there was a catch...

Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic

6 comments:

Georgie said...

Oh yay, does that mean another trip to Australia? We're not exaclty A-crowd, but we've got a nice comfy couch if need somewhere to stay :P

Kathy said...

If it works for the Harlot, I say, "Why not?" And when you get big enough to require your own retinue, I'd be happy to help out with whatever. Especially if you're touring in places like Jamaica, South Florida, the Mediterranean, etc.

Kristen said...

Ok, write away and not to worry, when you are finished you can knit your sweater up in no time! Have at it!!!!

Nancy said...

Ok, I will be waiting for your book. I know it will be wonderful. You will never quit knitting. You will figure out how to knit and write at the same time,
I have no doubt.

Bells said...

it's a genius idea! And like Georgie said, you're welcome here!

Lisa said...

Three words: Voice Recognition Software. Knit...talk...its all good!