I am going to write a book. This book is going to be a big success. Everyone will want me to sign their copy, so I will have to do a book tour.
It will be great. I'll get to travel. I'll give speeches and impress everyone with my amazing wit. I'll get wined and dined, I'll hob nob with the A-crowd, it'll be a blast.
Best of all, I'll show up to these events wearing lovely hand knit cardis like this:
I'd better get to work....but this writing thing will really cut into my knitting time....I knew there was a catch...
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,