Saturday, 19 April 2008

Unanswered Questions of the Universe

Yesterday morning, Destructo Boy came downstairs to get ready for school. He was carrying three containers.

DB: I want to bring my fluff to school.

Me: What?


DB: I want to bring my fluff to school.

Me: Did you pull that fluff from the inside of your sleeping bag?

DB: (SILENCE)


Me: That was BAD.....BAD.....BAD..... (stunned silence) Just get ready for school.


I still have yet to find out:
  1. Why he pulled the fluff out of his sleeping bag (said sleeping bag is on it's last legs anyway).
  2. Why he put it into containers.
  3. Why he wanted to bring it to school.
But seriously folks, even with my imagination, there is no way I could make this up.



Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic

6 comments:

Susan said...

I've come to the conclusion that children are inexplicable little idiots. Years of careful scientific studies leads me to this inescapable fact.
Idiots.
Some never grow out of it. Mine are showing no signs of it.

TinkingBell said...

I know - I have no conception of why they do stuff - my Destructoboy especially! Reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where he's hammering nails into the coffee table and his mum says 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!' and h goes 'Is this a trick question?'

L's thoughts said...

At least your life isn't boring! Just think of the laughs you will have in the years to come when said boy is grown and away from home.

Nancy said...

So, do you know the answer yet? LOL.
You are too funny.
Nancy (blogging in Holland)

Georgie said...

Trick question indeed!

No fair making me hoot with laughter at work! I think boys are particularly inexplickable. keep us posted on any resolution, Im dying to know....

Kathy said...

Perhaps his seat at school is too hard and he wants to soften it up a little?