Friday, 5 March 2010
Leavin' on a Jet Plane
Tomorrow I will embark on a journey of discovery. I am going through the air, across the country and over the ocean. I am going by myself. Bringing someone with me would only defeat the purpose of the trip.
I want see new lands and meet new people. I want to breathe in the ocean air from the New Zealand side of the Pacific and listen to the music of her people. I want to embrace Australia as my own and feel her earth under my feet.
To experience all that travel has to offer and hear the stories of the people is something I long to do. So tomorrow I start down the road, hopefully to a better understanding of the world around me and possible of myself.
Pictures will be taken and socks will be knit. Friendships will be renewed and created. Memories that last a lifetime will be made.
And if I'm very lucky, when I get home, I won't find that the kids have taken over the house with DH cowering in a corner.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
At least they can't confiscate these
- you always have your fingers with you
- the "I'm paid to rummage through your stuff" people can't take them from you
- you always have the correct size of fingers
- You can use and weight of yarn
- you'll never drop one and be forced to start looking for it in the most cramped space possible (the economy section)
- you'll never have to say to the person seated next to you "excuse me, could you look under your seat, I dropped my finger and I think that it rolled your way"
Finger knitting is easy and very fast to learn. My kids have been known to take an odd/partial/scrap ball and finger knit on a car trip. I've even been able to calm the "I'm bored" monster with a ball of yarn. I've even had the strangest conversation with my 8 year old DS as he was rummaging through my sock yarn scraps. He figured that since they were scraps, they were fair game so I had to go into the whole "there are different levels and categories of scraps" speech. He either understood or realized that mom will wig out if he touches the sock yarn. Regardless, materials for my sock yarn blanket are safe once again.
I taught kids how to finger knit and for awhile all three of them were addicted to finger knitting. This is something I embraced, something I encouraged and perhaps I even pushed on them until one day it occured to me:
What am I going to do with all these??????
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Saturday, 25 July 2009
Wanted: A Life
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Out of the Closet
- walk-in closets hold a lot of stuff.
- I put a lot of stuff in my closet.
So while I was in there, hiding, I decided to tidy up a bit. I discovered that:
- my closet really holds a lot of stuff.
- if I organize some things and get rid of others, my closet will hold more stuff.
- if I organize it all and find other places for some things I will actually have a nice place to sit and knit as I cower and hide from my children during the summer holidays.
In my initial survey of this hidden hideaway I discovered this:
It is a hexagon from the Mountain Laurel Crib Counterpane. It's been a UFO since I bought the yarn almost six years ago. I knew that my friend was going to have another baby so I wanted to knit something special. Since time flies when you have so many projects on the go......let's just say.......that baby will be 5 years old this August. (Stop laughing.....all of you)
This project really deserves to see the light of day so I'm determined to finish it.....(I mean it, stop laughing). Wish me luck!
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
I should have known
Friday, 16 January 2009
Widow Women
Other women
Playing Sports
Watching Sports
Gambling
Drugs
Forgetting your birthday three years in a row so you've killed him and buried the body, on a moonless night, in the garden, behind the house.
Oops.....I digress...that and this is no Alfred Hitchcock movie.
I have lost my husband!!!!!
I have lost him to Rockband guitar solos.

I am a Wii widow.
I should have known that when he suggested buying it, this past Christmas, for the kids, he was including himself.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Thursday, 8 January 2009
It all started with the word SALE
Me: OH!!!! how interesting, maybe I'll just pop on over to their site and see what all the fuss is about.
(Seriously, stop laughing)
At the Knit-Knackers web site all I can see is 50% off.
After I deal with my heart palpitations, I look to see when the sale is happening. It starts on December 27th so I haven't missed it and I could get there on the first day of the sale, before all the good stuff is gone.
*****The Next Morning********
I'm lying in bed having a philosophical discussion with myself about actually going to this yarn sale. I really don't need to spend any more money and I really don't need any more yarn.
(You in the back....if you don't stop laughing, I'll have to ask you to leave)
Me: Dear, there's a sale on at Knit-Knackers and I'm trying to find a reason to go.
DH: Well if we both go into Ottawa, I could drive and you could knit on the way.
More heart palpitations.....Have I married a closet enabler? Where has this part of his personality been all these years?
DH: I could also get that game that I didn't get for Christmas.
Okay, so he's an enabler with a motivation...but an enabler none the less. This is probably a temporary phase so I shouldn't get used to it.
After 50 minutes of car knitting time, DH dropped me off and went on his way. I dove in, head first, into the massive piles of yarny goodness. It was nothing short of a fondle fest and my heart goes out to any one who couldn't make it to the sale. The kids weren't with me on the trip so you can only imagine how I was enjoying this ME time.
I worked at the selection process as quickly as I could knowing that DH would return any minute. This is my boxing day booty.

DH arrived just as Sarita was adding up my purchases and he saw everything that I bought. So what did he say?
DH: Now I don't feel so guilty about spending all that money on a game.
I think that he slipped on the ice and fell and hit his head. But I wasn't about to argue when I had that much yarny goodness in my clutches.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 15 December 2008
The end of innocence
ME: HUH?
DS: Taylor was looking through her mother's jewelry box and found her baby teeth. So is the tooth fairy real?
Please note that this conversation happened far too early in the day for me and he was about to catch the school bus. So, what is a good parent suppose to do? Change the subject!
ME: What was Taylor doing looking through her mother's jewelry box anyways? I bet that she wasn't suppose to be. I'd better not find you snooping around in my things. There would be BIG trouble if you did.
DS: Well....is the tooth fairy real or not?
SHOOT!!!! This boy is not as easily distracted as his sisters.
ME: What do you think?
DS: I think that she's not real.
ME: Well....you're right, she's not real.
*********Later that day, at the supper table************
DS: If the tooth fairy isn't real, does that mean that Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real either.
ME: No dear, they aren't
DS: But who is?
DD (aka the teen): I'm the Easter Bunny, I make up the scavenger hunt notes.
DH: I'm Santa and I write the tooth fairy notes.
DS (to me): What do you do?
ME: I buy the stuff you get.
Now that is over and done with, my baby is growing up before my eyes.
DH: Now that you know the truth, I don't want you to ruin it for any of your friends who might still believe...OKAY????
DS: Okay
***************The next day***********************
DS: Don't be mad but I forgot that I wasn't suppose to tell anyone about Santa not being real.
ME: Grrrrrr
DS: Don't worry, they didn't believe me!
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
I'm going slightly Mad
I'm knitting with just one needle,Freddie, I know just how you feel!
I'm unravelling fast.
The kids have been home an entire week and already I am in need of a long holiday. The kids are driving me loopy. In addition to them being home 24/7, this past week and a half hasn't been the best for me in other areas.
Just before school ended I was generally screwed over at work. As a result, I've been upset, angry, frustrated and generally ticked off. For those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile, I'm not talking about Knit-Knackers. I'm referring to another place that I haven't motioned and now there will be no need to mention them at all.
What I need, I guess, is a diversion. Leave it to DH and DS to provide me with one. For the longest time, DH has been getting his head shaved in the summer. Even DS wants his hair short. So how to keep your kids entertained on Canada Day???? You let them shave your head.

What can I say. He's a brave man.

It was at this point that I took over. After all, he has no plans to audition for a role as a member of a biker gang in a Mad Max type flick any time soon.
DH has spent the last several weeks roofing our house, hence the farmer's tan. He's not really a red neck but does look slightly odd with a tanned face and white head. Snicker :)
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 19 May 2008
The Red Coats are Coming!

I think that the dog really enjoys his work. The guy in the Michelin Man suit just happened to be an off duty officer who came to watch the Ride and was volun-told to help out with the demo.
Here comes the the highlight of the evening!

At the end of the performance, all the riders brought their horses along the fence and gave the audience a chance to pet the horses and talk with a member of the ride.
This is DD#2. She lives, eats, breaths and sleeps anything to do with horses. So out of all three kids, she was the most impressed. Here she is petting, Sheriff a 10 year old stallion.

This is Regan Douglas, Sheriff's rider. She is on the last year of her three year stint with the musical ride. I would have thought that after three years with the Musical Ride anything you did afterwards would be a let down. But no, next year Regan will learn how to dispose of bombs and blow things up, because there is not enough excitement in her life.

And last but not least, the sock. The sock enjoyed the performance so much that it didn't even mind when DS went on and on.....and on about horse poop and the ability of a horse to poop anywhere he felt like it.
Myself however: "enough about the horse poop already!"
The sock would also like to let you know that if you ever get to see the Musical Ride, be sure to see it from high up. You'll get an awesome view of the formations that is not possible from the regular bleachers.

Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Saturday, 19 April 2008
Unanswered Questions of the Universe
DB: I want to bring my fluff to school.
Me: What?
DB: I want to bring my fluff to school.
Me: Did you pull that fluff from the inside of your sleeping bag?
DB: (SILENCE)
Me: That was BAD.....BAD.....BAD..... (stunned silence) Just get ready for school.
I still have yet to find out:
- Why he pulled the fluff out of his sleeping bag (said sleeping bag is on it's last legs anyway).
- Why he put it into containers.
- Why he wanted to bring it to school.

Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Sunday, 30 March 2008
When technology gets into the wrong hands
I just had to fall asleep in my knitting chair after dinner.
So....if you find a video, on youtube, of a sleeping woman, with a knitting project on her lap, complete with the sounds of an undignified snore......please disregard.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 17 March 2008
Death by Children
They look like perfect little angels, so sweet and innocent. HAH!!! They are really terrorists deep down.
They have clever tactics. The "oh mommy, I don't feel good, please let me sit on your lap" ploy works every time. This is actually the deployment method they use transfer the germs onto you by way of coughing and sneezing. Here you are trying to be comforting and nurturing and in turn they infect you with whatever they are carrying.
So while I thought they were two of my kids, somehow last Friday they were replaced by a couple of typhoid Marys.
I am sick and I'm not having any fun. Hmmmmm...... enough grouching for one day.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
Tank Avoidance Techniques
HOWEVER.......when you are trying to avoid knitting on a certain tank top, your brain goes a little screwy. It was a snow day and the kids were home. This always means if I sat down to work on something I wanted to knit, world war three would have started. Since I'm all about world peace (especially in my own home), I had to find something to do.
DH and I sit in very comfy chairs to watch TV. Needless to say, there is a generous amount of knitting surrounding the area. My brain is screwy, I'm trying to avoid a tank top and avoid having to deal with crisis negotitations, so what do I do? Sigh...I clean.
Now before you think that I've lost my marbles, I am only tidying up my TV Knitting area. (Other knitting areas will come later) In this flurry of action, I managed to get a grocery bag of yarn together to be given away, throw out a few things plus I found a WIP. I had started these socks about 3 1/2 years ago and finished all but the toe of the second sock. They were supposed to be for DD#1 but ended up being too small.
I should title this post....why I had more than one kid.
I tried the first sock on DD#2 and they fit...more importantly...she likes them. I finished the second sock and she is wearing them to school today.

UPDATE
We did get the water back on after 30 hours. I have never enjoyed a shower so much in my life. DH says that next time it won't take as long because he now knows what he is doing.This by the way, is a very scary thought. And Kristen....you crack me up!!!!
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 11 February 2008
Why I had Kids
To celebrate all this snowy goodness we get her in the Ottawa area, the National Capital Commission puts on Winterlude. You can skate on the Rideau canal (the world's longest skating rink), watch a free concert, see the results of the international ice carving competition, enjoy some fine dining at a local restaurant (with special Winterlude deals, but what my kids like best is Snowflake Kingdom.
Giant slides are constructed out of snow and are then hosed down to make them super fast. We had a blast! Even DH handled the crowds and line ups quite well. We had a blast! Words can not describe how much fun we had...so on to the pictures.
In addition to the slides, there were shows. The teen is in love with 4 of the seven guys in this hip hop dance troup.

This is me, going down the tube slide with DS. I don't know who enjoyed it more.

This is just one of the snow sculptures displayed as part of the National competition.

To celebrate the 400th anniversary of the Quebec winter carnival, there was a recreation of how settlers lived 400 years ago. BTW they didn't live in a fort made of snow. (Despite the abundance of this type of building material at this time of year.)




So when my kids get too old to enjoy something like this, I'll have to rent some kids. Because an old fart going down the slides, laughing all the way, without any kids, will really stand out.
P.S. Almost forgot to mention....95% of Winterlude is Free.:) Gotta like that!!!
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 24 December 2007
Big Wishes in Little Packages
The sweaters are great for using up scraps. All you need is 10g of DK (8ply) for the sweater and an arm's length of a contrasting colour for the initial. Because I needed so little yarn , and because I have a lot of scraps each kid was able to pick the colour for their sweater. DH had some wire that I used to make the hanger. What do the kids think of them? They love their sweaters!


I'm sure that you all remember how I use up leftovers of sock yarn with my crazy socks. Here is another way I use up the leftovers.
Please note: This is a pattern for those who already know the basics of sock knitting.Sock Ornament
Under 5g of sock wool
2.25 or 2.50mm (US 1 or 1 1/2) DPNs
Cast on 24 sts (leave a long tail- this will be what you use to hang the sock on the tree). Divide onto 3 needles and join for working in the round.
Rib for 2 cm (3/4")
Change to stocking stitch and knit until leg is 6 cm (2 1/2")
Using 12 sts make a short row heel. Make sure that the cast on tail falls in the center of the heel. (use the last 6 sts from previous round and the 6 sts from the next)
Knit until foot is 3.5 cm (1 1/5"), then begin toe.
Decrease toe until there are 12 sts left, and finish the toe with the kitchener stitch.
I'm wishing you all the best this Christmas Season. All I ask is that you remember that the best gift of all doesn't cost a cent.
Until Next Time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Thursday, 20 December 2007
Deja Vu
The Kindergarten kids were, as usual, the most entertaining. They got to sing a song with so many verses that after a while we honestly thought the song was over, so we applauded. Nope.....not done yet.....there's another verse. I guess the little ones think that it's normal for the audience to clap 3 - 4 times during a song. Here is DD #2...can you tell which one she is....I think that she spent the whole time on stage waving at me...


Two of my kids attend a small school. It goes from JK to grade 4. But when they hold the Christmas concert, enough people show up to cause problems. The Fire Marshall told the school the the capacity of the gym is 177 people, not 250. So what do they do? Divide the concert in two with half the classes performing today and the other half yesterday. So if one afternoon of bad singing and crazy dance routines was bad enough.....guess what I did yesterday?
I'd like to thank however divided up the concert in a way to force me to attend both days. Hence the Deja Vu.


DS dressed up for the event. I had one lady stop me in the hall afterwards to tell me how cute he was.
I'm so glad that Christmas only comes once a year....Sigh...I know what you're thinking....in the near future my kids will get older and Christmas concerts will be a thing of the past.....and that I will miss going to them. Sigh.....you couldn't be more correct.
Plus it is a great time to work on a basic sock. It's great for when you're suppose to at least pretend that you're paying attention.

Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Saturday, 1 December 2007
Trying desperately to catch up
Mad Mad got off her death bed to let us know about the importance of a Tuna sandwich. She also discovered the whereabouts of the kid we all used to blame stuff on, when we were young. This kid didn't live at our house but always seem to be capable of household destruction. (or at least that's who we blamed) This kid is now all grown up and cleaning Mad Mad's house.
One of Mad's readers had a wardrobe malfunction at the police station. She was trying to get some information for a story.
In a deep husky voice "So Officer, how was your day?"
Georgie was hit but a truck, but fortunately is recovering with the aid of some gorgeous fibre. Tinkingbell gave away Australia. I was hoping to win, but it's probably best that she gave it to someone local. I learnt that Cathy has pain issues. Either that or she is willing to endure anything for the sake of knitting.
Jejune is in the middle of a move, having babies with attitude and is about to become famous. Stay tuned people. As well as Georgie, Kristen and Nancy have been posting some AB FAB recipes. Nancy's house has also been taken over by short winter type people. Mandie has recently been converted to blogism so we'll have to see what happens.
Poor Taph! I fear that she'll never get to wear hand knit socks ever again. I believe it's a family conspiracy and they are plotting against her. This lady also pumps out hats faster than you can say "Store wide sale, all regular priced yarn is 20% off" I am in awe of this woman.
Franklin recently posted a request for a Dolores body double. The poor gal needed a respite from her notoriety by creating a cunning ruse. I entered Isolde as a possible candidate in this contest. I'll let you know if she wins.
Here is how things are going with the commissions. The first is getting near the end. The sleeves are done and both the front an the back are knit up to the armholes. The tank top yarn has been swatched. The last is a Jo Sharp design that a client wants me to finish. She knit up to the armpits and is worried about messing up the top portion.



Lastly, someone recently found my blog by googling "Turkey sex scarf hidden video" Hmmm not sure how I feel about that.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Thursday, 22 November 2007
It's a Marshmallow World

Problem with this photo is what it doesn't show you. It doesn't show you the ice pellets coming down making the roads very slippery. So slippery, the buses were cancelled today for our area and this causes many problems.
Problems
1) Since the buses aren't running because of bad weather the kids are home today.
2) I picked up a copy of The Friday Night Knitting Club and was planning to read it today. I can't, because since the kids are home today, I can't seem to find a quite place in the house to read. I move to one room and they follow me there only to start an argument (this is a never ending cycle)
3) Since the kids are not being constantly occupied by school activities they assume there is nothing to do, so in comes the whining and complaining. I won't let them watch TV all day, so it seems I've taken away their only source of entertainment
4) The kids need mittens. They younger ones at least as the teen is too cool for warm hands. After digging in the winter box, I find all kinds of scarves and hats. I also find one pair of pink mittens and 6 single mittens. So in order for my kids not to get teased about wearing mismatched mittens I must, at great sacrifice, knit mittens. Did I already mention I hate knitting mittens????

5) Tomorrow is a PD day so there's no school tomorrow. This makes it a 4 day weekend for them....and for me!
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 31 October 2007
The ghost of Halloween past, present and future
WARNING!!! Pet peeve approaching.
Throughout the night I would come across kids who were not from the neighbourhood and were driven to mine by parents. I didn't get ripped off by buying overpriced candy to give it out to kids from all over the city. My kids aren't going to their house....not that they're home to give my kids candy because they are standing at my door. Do I yell at the parents and tell them to go bug their own neighbours for candy? Do I refuse to give candy to the kid???? Sigh...I just grin and bear it. I make my own kids cry enough...no need to do that to some stranger's.
Fast forward to today. We are living in the country, on a street that is 2 km long with about 8 houses. No one on the street gives out candy. If they did I don't think that my kids would want to work that hard for candy and chips. So what do I do???? I am not hypocritical. I do not drive the kids to the nearest town. On the closest non school night, we rent movies, stay up late, eat junk food and the kids camp out in the TV room. While there is a small bit of complaining they are generally satisfied and I'm sure they won't need therapy to get over the not going out trick or treating.
The babies are now old enough to be held by the 8 and 6 year old so we had our first play date when they got home from school.


The teen went to a Halloween dance last Saturday night. I think that she really needs some help in the makeup department.

Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic