A joke about flowers.
Grandma was visiting her family and having a lovely time. One morning while she was in the kitchen, her 19 year old grand daughter entered the room. The grand daughter was wearing a see-thru blouse and no bra.
"My dear," says Grandma, who is more than just a little shocked, "You're not going out like that are you?"
"Of course, Grandma, I want to show off my flower buds"
The next morning, the grand daughter goes into the kitchen and finds Grandma there. Grandma is wearing a see-thru blouse and no bra.
"Grandma," the grand daughter exclaims, with a look of horror on her face," You're not going out like that are you?"
"Of course dear, I want to show off my hanging baskets."
Until the next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 14 July 2008
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Shhhhh....it's a secret
I mailed this about a week ago. She will get it eventually. And just in case she decides that getting up several times a night, with a newborn, doesn't fill up her days and decides that she needs to do a bit of blog reading to occupy all that free time she has, I'll only give you a sneak preview. (Whew...I just realized that last sentence was quite a mouthful. But who cares about your grammar when you can knit beautiful sweaters)
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
I'm going slightly Mad
I'm knitting with just one needle,Freddie, I know just how you feel!
I'm unravelling fast.
The kids have been home an entire week and already I am in need of a long holiday. The kids are driving me loopy. In addition to them being home 24/7, this past week and a half hasn't been the best for me in other areas.
Just before school ended I was generally screwed over at work. As a result, I've been upset, angry, frustrated and generally ticked off. For those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile, I'm not talking about Knit-Knackers. I'm referring to another place that I haven't motioned and now there will be no need to mention them at all.
What I need, I guess, is a diversion. Leave it to DH and DS to provide me with one. For the longest time, DH has been getting his head shaved in the summer. Even DS wants his hair short. So how to keep your kids entertained on Canada Day???? You let them shave your head.
What can I say. He's a brave man.
It was at this point that I took over. After all, he has no plans to audition for a role as a member of a biker gang in a Mad Max type flick any time soon.
DH has spent the last several weeks roofing our house, hence the farmer's tan. He's not really a red neck but does look slightly odd with a tanned face and white head. Snicker :)
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 23 June 2008
Celebrating the Fictitious One
On Saturday, June 21, in Almonte, weavers and spinners gathered together to honour the fictitious patron saint of our craft. Although Saint Distaff rests solely in the minds of my fellow fibre enthusiasts we celebrate St. Distaff's Day by gathering together with the like minded and do what we love best.
Sounds like some kind of cult doesn't it?
Each year one of the guilds from the Ottawa Valley hosts the event. They plan, prepare, provide lunch, and have a selection of activities for participants. This year I took triaxial weaving in the morning.
Ribbons are placed vertically, then the second colour is woven in. A third colour is then added. For a while, I was beginning to think that I would need a degree in engineering to figure out how to add the third colour. No wonder the instructions label the third colour as the most difficult step in the whole process. When I add the fusible interfacing to the back of my weaving I'll put this piece in a window card.
And voila, I'll have my first Christmas card. And a way to use up all the ribbon that I have, hidden away. (But you knew that already.)
For the afternoon's activity, everyone got to dye a silk scarf. I'd show you a picture but mine came out so subtle that it looks like one colour with no pattern. I have immediate plans to over dye the scarf.
WOOT WOOT.....I have a stalker!!!!!
No restraining order needed though. My stalker is none other than Lisa from Ottawa. I told her that I was going to be at St. Distaff's Day, so she came to introduce herself. So I guess that she isn't a stalker in the truest sense of the word, but it is a start.
In other news.....
The teen is finished school for the year and the other two have today and tomorrow to get through. Translated this means I have until Wednesday to get prepared for a summer with my children. Sigh....
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Sounds like some kind of cult doesn't it?
Each year one of the guilds from the Ottawa Valley hosts the event. They plan, prepare, provide lunch, and have a selection of activities for participants. This year I took triaxial weaving in the morning.
Ribbons are placed vertically, then the second colour is woven in. A third colour is then added. For a while, I was beginning to think that I would need a degree in engineering to figure out how to add the third colour. No wonder the instructions label the third colour as the most difficult step in the whole process. When I add the fusible interfacing to the back of my weaving I'll put this piece in a window card.
And voila, I'll have my first Christmas card. And a way to use up all the ribbon that I have, hidden away. (But you knew that already.)
For the afternoon's activity, everyone got to dye a silk scarf. I'd show you a picture but mine came out so subtle that it looks like one colour with no pattern. I have immediate plans to over dye the scarf.
WOOT WOOT.....I have a stalker!!!!!
No restraining order needed though. My stalker is none other than Lisa from Ottawa. I told her that I was going to be at St. Distaff's Day, so she came to introduce herself. So I guess that she isn't a stalker in the truest sense of the word, but it is a start.
In other news.....
The teen is finished school for the year and the other two have today and tomorrow to get through. Translated this means I have until Wednesday to get prepared for a summer with my children. Sigh....
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Monday, 16 June 2008
We interrupt these cables
I've been busy with cables for the past little while. I've got a cabled sweater for my niece and the must have cardi, for me, on the go.
Cables, cables and more cables....I adore cables.
But then one day it hit me. I want to knit some lace. And not just any lace. I want to knit lace that is intricate and mind boggling but most importantly....challenging.
I decided to start by finishing this half done scarf from the UFO pile. It is a simple garter stitch lace pattern made with a purple alpaca blend. I now want to bring it up a notch. I've got the book Victorian Lace and I'm going for it.
However, in the mean time, I've got this scarf.
I won't wear it and I have no idea why I bought this gorgeous ball of fibre in a royal purple colour. I like purple, but have nothing to go with it. So it looks like I'll tuck this number, after it's blocked, into the Christmas gift stash.
Now all I have to do is find a purple lovin', scarf wearin', alpaca adorin' person to give this to. Any suggestions????
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Cables, cables and more cables....I adore cables.
But then one day it hit me. I want to knit some lace. And not just any lace. I want to knit lace that is intricate and mind boggling but most importantly....challenging.
I decided to start by finishing this half done scarf from the UFO pile. It is a simple garter stitch lace pattern made with a purple alpaca blend. I now want to bring it up a notch. I've got the book Victorian Lace and I'm going for it.
However, in the mean time, I've got this scarf.
I won't wear it and I have no idea why I bought this gorgeous ball of fibre in a royal purple colour. I like purple, but have nothing to go with it. So it looks like I'll tuck this number, after it's blocked, into the Christmas gift stash.
Now all I have to do is find a purple lovin', scarf wearin', alpaca adorin' person to give this to. Any suggestions????
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Countdown to Chicago
WOOT WOOT!!!
I'm so excited, I could almost burst, but that would be messy, so I won't.
This August I'm heading to Chicago, for the first time. Technically, I have been there before as I ran from one gate to another to catch a plane home.
This time I will be landing, getting off the plane and exiting the airport. Unless civil war breaks out in Canada and it ceases to be a country so I'll be forced to live at O'Hare until stability returns to my homeland. Hmmm....I'd better develop some carpentry skills before I go.
I know what you are thinking.....I watch far to many movies.
Actually the reason for my visit is none other than Stitches Midwest. (So you can understand the bursting.)
I will be taking a couple of classes, pushing my way through lines to get knitting celebs to hold my sock, eating authentic Chicago deep dish pizza, seeing the local sights, and shopping. Yes, there will be shopping, lots of shopping.
Best of all, I am guaranteed (hopefully), not to have an embarrassing encounter similar to the one MadMad had at the butterfly exhibit.
While I have no proof, I'm guessing that at a convention such as Stitches, people bond over yarn.
Me: Felted Tweed?
stranger that I've been stalking: Why yes it is.
Me: I just love your sweater.
Stranger: Oh thank you, it took me forever to knit it.
Me: Where can I find the pattern?
Stranger: It started off as a commercial pattern but then I totally changed it. Let me tell you all about my modifications.....
Somehow I don't see anyone wearing wool in Chicago in August. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm thinking that it's still stinky hot, in August, in Chicago. And finishing a fabulous wool sweater just in time for Stitches, so you can show it off is ....well.... is either insane or down right brilliant. I can't decide.
In any case, I'm off to knit something fabulous in the hopes of getting my very own stalkers at this event.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
I'm so excited, I could almost burst, but that would be messy, so I won't.
This August I'm heading to Chicago, for the first time. Technically, I have been there before as I ran from one gate to another to catch a plane home.
This time I will be landing, getting off the plane and exiting the airport. Unless civil war breaks out in Canada and it ceases to be a country so I'll be forced to live at O'Hare until stability returns to my homeland. Hmmm....I'd better develop some carpentry skills before I go.
I know what you are thinking.....I watch far to many movies.
Actually the reason for my visit is none other than Stitches Midwest. (So you can understand the bursting.)
I will be taking a couple of classes, pushing my way through lines to get knitting celebs to hold my sock, eating authentic Chicago deep dish pizza, seeing the local sights, and shopping. Yes, there will be shopping, lots of shopping.
Best of all, I am guaranteed (hopefully), not to have an embarrassing encounter similar to the one MadMad had at the butterfly exhibit.
While I have no proof, I'm guessing that at a convention such as Stitches, people bond over yarn.
Me: Felted Tweed?
stranger that I've been stalking: Why yes it is.
Me: I just love your sweater.
Stranger: Oh thank you, it took me forever to knit it.
Me: Where can I find the pattern?
Stranger: It started off as a commercial pattern but then I totally changed it. Let me tell you all about my modifications.....
Somehow I don't see anyone wearing wool in Chicago in August. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm thinking that it's still stinky hot, in August, in Chicago. And finishing a fabulous wool sweater just in time for Stitches, so you can show it off is ....well.... is either insane or down right brilliant. I can't decide.
In any case, I'm off to knit something fabulous in the hopes of getting my very own stalkers at this event.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Monday, Bloody Monday
It has taken me several days to write this post, but it is something that I need to do.
The people of Ottawa woke up this past Monday and either heard on the news or read in the newspaper about the death of Alicia Bateman.
She didn't die in an accident.
She didn't die after a long illness.
She didn't die of any natural causes.
She was murdered by her ex-fiance.
I don't have the heart to go into the details but you can read about the story here.
I met Alicia last year. She was a member of the Canadian contingent that went to a conference in Canberra last May. I got the chance to know her when she joined me for breakfast.
The funeral will be in Calgary and there will be a memorial for her at her workplace here in Ottawa. Since she worked at CSIS and I don't have the security clearance to get into the building, I am writing the post in tribute to Alicia.
Neighbours described her as cordial and someone who kept to herself. I would like to add something to that description.
Alicia was nice, friendly, intelligent, well thought of, fun loving and down to earth. We spoke of our adventures in Aus, the future, the difficulties of maintaining a long distant relationship, dogs and a few girly things.
You will be missed Alicia. Not because we were close friends and spent a lot of time together, but because the world needs more people like you. While the world may remember you only from your death, I promise to remember you from those days of your life in May 2007.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
The people of Ottawa woke up this past Monday and either heard on the news or read in the newspaper about the death of Alicia Bateman.
She didn't die in an accident.
She didn't die after a long illness.
She didn't die of any natural causes.
She was murdered by her ex-fiance.
I don't have the heart to go into the details but you can read about the story here.
I met Alicia last year. She was a member of the Canadian contingent that went to a conference in Canberra last May. I got the chance to know her when she joined me for breakfast.
The funeral will be in Calgary and there will be a memorial for her at her workplace here in Ottawa. Since she worked at CSIS and I don't have the security clearance to get into the building, I am writing the post in tribute to Alicia.
Neighbours described her as cordial and someone who kept to herself. I would like to add something to that description.
Alicia was nice, friendly, intelligent, well thought of, fun loving and down to earth. We spoke of our adventures in Aus, the future, the difficulties of maintaining a long distant relationship, dogs and a few girly things.
You will be missed Alicia. Not because we were close friends and spent a lot of time together, but because the world needs more people like you. While the world may remember you only from your death, I promise to remember you from those days of your life in May 2007.
Until next time
Yours in Yarn,
The Fibreholic
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